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Win Demotivational Poster


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

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Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.75/5

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maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.




WINDOW LICKERS -




JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)


YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.94/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am
Definitely has that WTF factor :)


"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness




AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...




STAR WARS -


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh snap... damn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm
5uperb


416,800 -


TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by GreedoNeverShot

wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
random
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
space
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


THE RULES - Are set up so a man can never win. Which is the way it should be.




HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by motinet

Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's ass?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award


TAGS: job award winner
Rating: 3.96/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 12:55 am

well done


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm
LOL!


NEW BOOTS -




ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

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sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.


TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!


HEY BEAUTIFUL - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge


TAGS: wink hey beautiful nudge
Rating: 3.96/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Nice puppy!
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:19 pm
I probably will, I've just been busy. LOL
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:53 pm
You should submit this to Dig My Dog


4CHAN - Epic win... again


TAGS: steve irwin 4chan b lol epic win
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Florisb

Bah - October 25, 2009, 8:15 am
y'all are bastards. It's a fantastic line and Flor brought it to our attention. 4L.
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:21 pm
1L for what Florisb found online!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 4:26 pm
Yeah, mention the new steve irwin sex position or something
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 3:13 pm
So, You think You're funny cuz people on 4chan made a joke?.......your caption should add to the funny.


OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby boobies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.


TAGS: star wars racism purple mace windu
Rating: 2.39/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:22 pm
actually, its only purple because samual jackson always wants soemthing purple on his carachters in movies. whats more memorable then the onlya purple lightsaber(in the movies at least, ignore the EU)
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:56 pm
Great minds think alike.... and fools seldom differ.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:27 pm
TTH LOL!!!
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Well it WAS a good movie, but love it? That's a bit extreme, although it did have Oprah in it...
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Why not? It was a good movie even with Oprah.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 6:20 pm
I just point out the obvious. I don't know what it is like everywhere in America, but in Illinois, a common stereotype is that black people love the color purple. : /
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:37 pm
Yeah, purple so it wouldn't look silly when he wore his fuzzy purple fedora. Sheesh, nothing racist!
Bovee - February 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
he asked to have a purple on. simple as that. when he was going for a part in the movie he told george lucas he wanted a purple one. Why does everything have to be racist?
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
To hell with "force Push" or "force Pull", bring on the "Force Pimpslap". 'Go on Padme, say "what" again! I goddamn double dare you!'
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 3:59 pm
Maybe it is purple because then he can truly pimpslap the shit out of people. : )
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
lol I'd say this raises a valid point. 5. Why is he singled out and given a different color lightsaber? No other Jedi is given a purple lightsaber...of course, no other Jedi is a badass motherfucker. I think that's engraved on the handle.
LaffayDude - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
Paranoia - You have it.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:33 pm
yeah..and why does Darth Vader have to be black? Damn Racist George Lucas!!
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm
time*
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:30 pm
why is angel food cake white, and devils food cake black? These are the dumb questions asked about relations between race and color. you know why his lightsaber is purple? because he's a f*ckin badass who doesn't have tome for green or blue.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
Yeah...I mean..why does the vacuum of space have to black?


LOOK ALIKE TWINS -


TAGS: look alike twins
Rating: 3.97/5

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Bandit5906 - February 14, 2012, 11:04 pm
I'm surprised you could not match Obama?
spanko1 - October 13, 2011, 11:41 am
John Kerry - Herman Munster is the perfect match! 5 elite L's
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 4:54 am
Van Halen/Crazy cat lady, best. 5L
randomosity - November 20, 2009, 1:47 am
i loved it you my kind sir get a 5
asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:55 pm
LOLZ- happy llama, pug man, cowardly lion, dr. phill, & bushy brows!
lulz - October 9, 2009, 11:13 am
at rofl'd at the goats face haha
tehsupercheez - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am
made me lol. especially Gary Busee and Wilford Brimly.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 2:34 am
Diabeetus Cat alone earns 5 lions; Falcor Spice merely confirms it!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
I can't beleive how much I laughed while looking at this, 5 lions isn't enougb
RandomApe - June 26, 2009, 1:48 am
What gives me the creeps is the absolute similarity between Posh Spice and Falcor
MakeItStop - June 19, 2009, 8:07 am
i shat bricks when i scrolled down and saw falcor. jeez after 20 yrs he still gives me the creeps
RON - April 12, 2009, 3:24 pm
Thank You Sir!
union - April 12, 2009, 3:21 pm
Great job. Keep them coming.
Wurth - April 7, 2009, 11:36 am
I love the statements you make with a few of the comparisons. Subtle, yet not.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 5, 2009, 11:25 am
Why cant all your posters be more like this? Less pseduo-patriotism and a little more lulz.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2009, 7:07 pm
thats a goat, not a llama
Sir - April 4, 2009, 6:24 pm
that's pretty cool... in a freaky kinda way
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
How embarrassing that must be for crazy cat lady!!!


CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!




DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

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tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!


TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.62/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?


THE WINGMAN -


TAGS: a good wingman is crucial
Rating: 4.87/5

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Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm
the right word, the assurance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am
pull the trigger


THE IRISH CURLING TEAM -


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm
Greatness!


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


DARWIN'S THEORY PROVEN -


TAGS: darwin evovlution run fast
Rating: 4.06/5

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Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
A pic-a-nic basket! *Stops chasing penguins*
Greeny - October 22, 2011, 7:19 am
And probably a small step ladder
Sean - October 21, 2011, 9:57 am
So you're troubled by the geography, more so than the penguin's access to and use of luggage and percussion instruments?
forseti - October 21, 2011, 1:09 am
They never meet...


STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


TIMELY ADVICE -


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5


CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write


TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:43 pm
Despite Derek's kudos, this is a great one.
gil - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
thank you Derek
Derek - February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm
Your best (I think) *****


IT WOULD BE A TWINKIE 35-FEET LONG WEIGHING 600 POUNDS - That's A Big Twinkie!




AS MUCH AS THIS FAILS.. - It's probably a Win, too.


TAGS: gun big fail win
Rating: 4.16/5

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awgiedawgie - August 25, 2011, 6:49 am
Frankly, I don't see any fail here - I see all win. I'd love the chance to shoot that gun! But then I'm not the one who's worried that Jenna Jameson will be laughing at me.
rerun - June 2, 2011, 1:19 am

read the comment you just made @ 7:42PM.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:48 pm
Read username, Dipshit.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 11:27 pm
The second thing you said ... I mean c'mon, my previous comment clearly says "one inch apart" NOT three and a half. Derrrrr.
whocares0 - April 30, 2011, 11:00 pm
Personal experience, or is that just you being pissed?
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:22 am
I'd pay for a picture like that! (not very much, but I'd pay!)
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:42 pm
No. It's all FAIL. Posing with more gun than you can handle is like getting a pic taken with Jenna Jameson where she's winking and holding up her thumb and forefinger an inch apart.


360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG


TAGS: cook zoo wild animals squirrel wall street journal marin monkey twins capttivity
Rating: 1.5/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 10:44 am
This appears to be a liberal/anti-darwin attack somehow linked to the Renewable Energy Group.


GAME OVER -


TAGS: nerd win
Rating: 4.78/5

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rodangol - March 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
WTH is a 5-minute egg?
Benlulz - November 13, 2010, 5:42 pm
Holy crap, didnt know he had THAT much money
fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 8:56 pm
Wow. Does Jordan donate a lot of his money?


BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument


TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


IRONY -


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.82/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland


TAGS: walken in a winter wonderland
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
This is definitely being passed along to my friends for Christmas...love it!
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 9:03 pm
Bam!


My Lord... -




UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


IDENTICAL TWINS - You've always wanted some. I got them just for you. Happy Birthday!


TAGS: twins identical birthday
Rating: 3.64/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:56 pm
I'm actually francophone, I speak pretty good english, but it's not my first language... forgive my previous, and coming up mistakes... xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
Oh, I'm very sorry, in french, it is not... I went for the "direct translation", really didn't mean to offense you... xx
ICEMAN - April 26, 2011, 9:35 am
Aww shiit Mooooooooooooooo, there are two of you running around? That's got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 12:17 am
You mean "big typing paws" no doubt. Point taken.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2011, 12:05 am
Dammit Sean, I'm trying to make a broader point here......Bloody Rabbits and their big mouths.....
Sean - April 25, 2011, 11:47 pm
C'mon Mr. Sensitive dude. Did it ever occur to you that there's a reason your Siamese twin insisted on the operation? It wasn't just your breath, you know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:57 pm
It's really offensive to refer to conjoined twins as "Siamese".....you should be more sensitive. (as a twin, I am offended)
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 7:21 pm
Twins AND Siamese no?! xx
Neener - October 5, 2010, 5:14 am
Surfing? I met them at last call.
hootizz - October 5, 2010, 2:59 am
Hahaha.., well done.., but I don't like where you are surfing for your pictures..!! 5 Happy Trannys for you...
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 2:22 pm
Is it just me or do those two look conjoined? Nice poster Neener =)
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:10 pm

the one on the right reminds me of this chick i met in toronto....ummm....nevermind.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:56 am
Pretty!


MAC -


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2015, 3:50 pm
It Looks Like You Can Support Me !
manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


Twinkie Resurrection -


TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the Hot List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

yay!


SNOWMAN LIFE -


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!


WINE ETIQUETTE -




3 Feet = 1 Yard -


TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:29 pm
Lord knows I couldn't wait to start driving so-badly, I looked forward to using the '57 Jacobsen Chief lawn-tractor at a young age. (I wasn't allowed a go-cart)
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.


JEDI WIN. - Search your feelings you know it's true.




RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*


TAGS: hamster richard gere wink
Rating: 2.81/5

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Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:18 pm
A little bit....but I like it when they play hard to get first...but I've had a dry spell.....sooooo fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...FAP!
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Yes......yes it does.*FAP FAP FAP*
Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 8:47 pm
No but he is ridiculously cute!


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

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vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.




SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


ANONYMOOSE - We are legion


TAGS: anomymous bullwinkle
Rating: 3.19/5
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:57 am
terrible pun
Doreen - November 24, 2008, 7:18 pm
Hahahahahaha


TO THOSE WHO MADE IT HOME -


TAGS: veterans life survival war win
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 5:24 pm
true dat


NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME -


TAGS: wine
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:31 am
And there you have gentlemen, the humble beginnings to the phrase you will catch most women using at the bar by about the 7th glass....oooo I LOVE this song! I raise a 5Litre glass to ya!


AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!


TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm
Snow!
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha hot & drunk category


DOCTOR SAID... - only one glass of wine a day...


TAGS: wine
Rating: 4.25/5

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AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?


TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm
what?


RED BULL - It gives you wings !!




Fat Kids -


TAGS: swing
Rating: 2.91/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 1:42 am
Lol! Nice pic and good writing


CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows tits
Rating: 4.72/5

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culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like penis, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet porn?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

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Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


HOORAY! HOORAY! FIRST OF MAY! - OUTDOOR SCREWING STARTS TODAY!


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

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Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am
J. Coulton for the win!


STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


WINE ETIQUETTE -




A WINTER POEM -


TAGS: winter cold poetry
Rating: 4.76/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:09 am
Too funny and TRUE...


9 inch will please a lady -


TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.27/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.


too much stress -


TAGS: stressed wine grape
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - November 14, 2013, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - November 14, 2013, 5:47 pm
Nice one chickenlittle.


COMBOVER - It will let you down on the first windy day.




INNOVATION -


TAGS: winter snowed in beer cubby
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:57 pm
Why the heck is this in the redbox?
Cubbybear - February 4, 2011, 9:20 am
Great minds think alike
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:32 am

n1 cub....you just used my "canada and the USA" pic. back to google images for me. oh....5L


IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!


TAGS: twin towers september 11th atomic mushroom
Rating: 2.31/5
Corey - August 16, 2009, 6:09 am
Yeah cuz we wernt at war with Japan or anything, and its not like a invasion of the island wouldnt have costed 100's of thousands of lives... oh wait.
Anon - August 3, 2009, 9:31 pm
Don't make us come for you next.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Nor did many find it funny when we did it to them.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:46 pm
Never a truer thing said.


AND NOW WE KNOW....... - and knowing is half the battle.


TAGS: knowing is half battle
Rating: 2.2/5

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Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:04 pm
and the other half is killing everyone in range!!!


A COLD HEART -


TAGS: frozen window to the soul
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:30 pm
Longer than that, to "deflate" my ewreckshun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:28 pm

The experience would kill you. And it would take the undertaker half a day to get the smile off your face.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:23 pm
OK, we can use mine...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:20 pm

Dead gophers and chocolate sauce.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
Oh boy! You got whips and chains? [Hopeful, pleading look...]
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:13 pm

I know you live in Vegas. I'm not magical, I just see you IP. And no, you shouldn't have mentioned it. I may have to hurt you.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:08 pm
Should I mention that it was 83° F in Las Vegas NV USA on Saturday, March 26, 2016? (I live there.)
Silverheart - March 25, 2016, 5:16 pm

I know how you feel. Got so cold had to resort to turning the AC back off.
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 4:21 pm

Wyoming is just southern Canada. You forgot barbecueing in shorts and sandals. In the snow. And wind. And yes, I do.
Reality Lord - March 25, 2016, 3:35 pm

lol...up here a foot and a half of snow and 50 mph winds is shorts and sandal weather. canadian eh ;)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 11:02 am

This time of year, the storms are more an inconvenience than anything else. Temps are high enough that the roads are good right away. I do have drifts in the windbreak that are 6-feet high, and will be there until May.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:37 am
I'm scheduled for the first of the week----you have my sympathy and another is on the way----
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 10:12 am

Looking out my living room window on Wednesday. Blizzard dropped almost a foot and a half of snow on us, whipped up by 50mph winds.


winter wonderland -


TAGS: winter snow snow snow snow
Rating: 4.83/5

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Silverheart - October 30, 2013, 5:46 pm

I miss the snow. :(


ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.


TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm

nice, 5L


FOUR PHASES -


TAGS: growing old vs growing up
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:58 am
Vodka I guess... Would be the proper increase after milk, coke and beer!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 5:52 pm
wonder what kind of fluid is in that catheter...5L
Haarakkon - May 26, 2011, 2:41 pm
Wow! How eternally true.
forseti - May 26, 2011, 9:17 am
very nice!


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

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Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


WINTER HAIKU - I wake, reluctant; Too cold to get out of bed But I need to pee.




SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks


TAGS: steve irwin australia shit bricks shitting stingray sting ray stingrays
Rating: 3.02/5

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toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:20 pm
If you think this is bad taste, you can go cry about it to your mommy. It's a fucking joke.
Shinrai - February 15, 2011, 6:58 am
I"m sorry, but this is awesome! 5 Stingrays! xD
jrqls - March 14, 2009, 10:41 pm
...and Steve Irwin would be the first one to exclaim, "Aren't they beauties!?!"
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 11:17 am
It's real. The photographer is Sandra Critelli and the location is Isla Holbox, Mexico.
Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 12:48 am
It's real, They migrate like that.... and this really is bad taste.
Erik the Viking - October 10, 2008, 2:38 pm
I'm curious too. On the thumbnail I thought it was some strange rollercoaster seen from the air, then I thought it was kites seen from the edge of a tower of some sorts ... and then I went: Holy shit!
Sir - September 28, 2008, 6:00 pm
Damn is that real or photoshopped?
Aquatos - August 2, 2008, 11:24 am
bad tast man


COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight


TAGS: courage link zelda farore goddess wind
Rating: 2.9/5


SHIT HAPPENS - This wouldn't happen if you were running Linux




DARWIN AWARDS 2008 - Don't even bother These guys already won


TAGS: darwin award
Rating: 2.31/5


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...


TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by dan2k78

forseti - July 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
If Jebus can't, I can... ;)
angelous - July 21, 2010, 1:05 pm
You're just bad... LOL


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